milk, YES! large mc-sugar soda?

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04/03/2018 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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I’mma call it a super soft pass.

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while it technically is IN the cupholder, it is barely fitting circumferentially, but the origami plastic wonder is located too far under the dash so my drink hits it. 3/10, would not corner enthusiastically with this. Although, as my car is not capable of enthusiastic anything, this might not be an issue.

the prior milk experiment for reference

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also, the shoes worn whilst milk consuming were far better


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:03

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Why so many shoe?

Why so much drinks?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:05

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Mine can’t even hold a can of soda.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
04/03/2018 at 15:07

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because work monkee is differnt to not work monkee

because keeping the throat wet helps me forget about the mundanity of my ongoing existence


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/03/2018 at 15:09

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Cupholders made for RedBull only?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:10

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Home munkee is whole milk and laces.

Work munkee is slip ons and sugar?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Stapleface
04/03/2018 at 15:11

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A red bull might actually be too tall to fit under the switch panel. I hate red bull so I will probably never find out.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
04/03/2018 at 15:12

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slip ons, so I can slip em off the second I get to my cage... err... cubicle, as a pathetic stance against “the man” as I slowly sugar snack my way to becoming “the man”


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:14

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What are you driving?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Captain of the Enterprise
04/03/2018 at 15:15

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myself insane


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:19

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Is the impossible dream.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:23

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If Honda ownership has taught me anything, those cupholders will find a way to empty your cups at speeds greater than 25 mph and are responsible for half the stains on the carpet.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/03/2018 at 15:35

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It can hold an R2-D2 apparently


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/03/2018 at 15:36

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It’s perfectly sized for the plush R2.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/03/2018 at 15:59

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I love those toggle switches though. Tell me you don’t hum the Top Gun theme when no one’s around


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 15:59

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Why Consumer Reports hasn’t snapped you up yet is beyond me.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 16:22

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I like how the door is actually labeled pocket :p


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > dogisbadob
04/03/2018 at 16:24

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its an akward little door. it has a super springy return so its actually kinda hard to open, and it’s location is no dream either.

but it is a storage spot, whcih the car lacks, so any little bit helps.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 17:07

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On my Miata, I cannot drive the car if something larger than a can is located in a cupholder. Large drink cups will stay in place pretty well but severely impact my ability to move the shifter. This is especially true since my racing seat really makes it difficult to try and shift at awkward angles effectively.